Marriage ( Click on forward to send this to ur friends !!! )
I have not spoken to my wife in years. I did not want to interrupt her Forward >>
I am in total control but don’t let my wife find out Forward >>
Men who dnt understand women @ all,by & large, fall in2 2 groups:Bachelors/hubby Forward >>
I have been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years Forward >>
I've had bad luck wth bth my wives.The first one left me,and the second one dint Forward >>
I married Miss RIGHT. I did not know her first name was ALWAYS Forward >>
A man who says his wife can’t take a joke forgets that she took him Forward >>
Hubby: Y do u keep reading our marriage license? Wife: Looking for a loophole Forward >>
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer Forward >>
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her Forward >>
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to!! Forward >>
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage Forward >>
The average husband knows where n when he got married. What escapes him is y Forward >>
The only time a husband is right when he admits he is wrong Forward >>
Marriage is wen a man and woman becum 1 Trouble starts wen tryin 2 decide which1 Forward >>
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once Forward >>
Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence… (life sentence!) Forward >>
Marriage still confers 1 special privilege – only a married man can get divorced Forward >>
My wife has a split personality and I hate both of them Forward >>
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once Forward >>
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met Forward >>
When making love most married men fantasize, their wives aren’t fantasizing Forward >>
They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning Forward >>
What’s a wedding tragedy? 2 marry a man 4 love n then find out he has no money Forward >>
Losing a wife can be hard. I my case it was almost impossible Forward >>
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband Forward >>
Marriage is d process of findin out wat kind of man ur wife wud have preferred Forward >>
A man 2 a friend: My wife n I have a joint account. I deposit n she draws money Forward >>
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than 2 let him keep her Forward >>
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong Forward >>
My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex she objects Forward >>
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once u get used to it, it is not so hot Forward >>
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished Forward >>
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family?? Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!! Forward >>